How to be photographed by the Sartorialist.

Personally, I’m more of a Garance Dore girl myself.

Minor internet celebrity, Style.com favourite, top of the Street Style hierarchy and every socialite

 

Here’s a quick how to:

1. Don’t wear black.

2. Following from 1. Don’t be tempted to pull out that little Seduce dress that you bought for your year 12 formal after party, no matter how like, omg so totally hot you think it is, even though that sleazy doorman at Dragonfly hit on you in it in like, 2003.  Not cool.

3. Dress up – a la Gail Sorronda in a frilly, fringey French maid type outfit – tick tick.  Nonchalant school girl – tick tick.  Basically anything that’s to do with sex related role play will get you in.  If John Galliano can do it, so can you.

4.  Make sure you’re the coolest looking in your group.  Be the Quinn, not the Daria.

 

Be the Quinn, not the Daria.

5.  Don’t make a big deal about his height. Tempting I know, especially in heels.

6.  Don’t make eye contact. Be cool.  Channel Cher when she’s flirting with Christian. And we all know how well that went!!!

7. Have long shiny hair – see Olivia Palermo and Kate Waterhouse.

8. Ride a bike.

9. Bonus points if you look like an off duty model sporting Alexander Wang. Remember though to claim that it’s from a flea market in Paris though.

10.  Don’t smile in photos. Remember. BE COOL.  Look, even the Sart himself doesn’t smile.  

Then fingers crossed your pic emanating nonchalance and sartorial sophistication will be hanging up in Danziger Projects!